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What personal improvement hauled in the ladies?

Let's see -- an eye patch, a Hitler comb-over or one of those characters with gel. I cannot decide.
Apparently, I need to drink Red Bull in order to realize my full potential. My home improvements will come to naught if I don't bring in Roger, Tom, Richard and Norm from "This Old House."
I've ample hair but scantily clad happy young women won't find me attractive unless I manage to grow even more. Where will I locate it? I'm satisfied with my hairline. Something masking the gray promises a similar pay-out but I don't want the stuff running down the back of my neck while I'm sweating on the tennis court with a happy young woman.
I'll be happier if I entangle myself with one of those payday loan outfits.
My happiness would be complete if I spent money at one of any number of chain restaurants.
Should I buy an exercise machine, here come the happy young women. Should I quaff courvoisier, the same appears true. I wonder whether it tastes better than Red Bull.



